Okay, so after a lot of hard work, I finally have some before and after pictures worth sharing!
Now, the house is no where near done and I feel the progress is coming along too slowly but I am happy with the results.
First, remember the garish blue walls? No? Well, they used to look like this:

Oh, I know what you're thinking. "What are you complaining about? The wall doesn't look that bad!" Well, trust me, it's horrible in person. The dark color makes the whole room feel very dark and all that blue is just suffocating.
Two gallons of paint later, the walls now looks like this:

It's lighter. It's brighter. I love it! I think... It does make me feel a bit like I'm living inside a giant honeydew melon. I think once we add some furniture, rugs, curtains, paintings, etc, it won't seem so melon like.
Now, on to the kitchen!
The old kitchen faucet was ugly and gross and chrome and gross and missing parts and gross. It was gross.

The spout part was so low it was really hard to do the dishes or fill up a Brita pitcher.
I wanted to replace it with a goose neck but they're pretty pricey and my mom brought up the good point that a goose neck faucet is better suited for deep sinks. Mine is so shallow it will just splash water everywhere. So instead of a goose neck, I got this:

It's like a baby goose neck. What do you call a baby goose?
Gossling? Yeah, I think it's
gossling. We'll just call it a
gossling neck.
The biggest change to the kitchen, however, is the floor! The old flooring looked like this:

Dirty. Gross. Discolored.
When we moved in we discovered that it was
three layers of vinyl. One yucky dirty layers of vinyl on top of each other. Originally we were thinking of tiles but very quickly realized it was a bit outside our budget. We thought we would have to cheap out and get sticky vinyls but my mom got us a
really good deal on laminates so we decided to put laminates on the living room/dining room, the hallway, the foyer, maybe the bathroom,
and the kitchen!

Finally! A room with clean floors!!!
I was afraid the laminates would clash with the cabinets but it doesn't look that bad!
Next on the list for the kitchen is procuring a table. I'm tired of literally eating over the sink. I have my eyes set on the
Bjorkudden/Bertil.

We also need a new stove since the current one is broken but thankfully my siblings have offered to buy us a new one!