Think of the Children!!!

There are certain things that are universal and unexplainable for guys. For instance, every guy will agree that lesbian sex is HOT!!! Why? Um... 'cause it is...!!!

V necks used to be one of those universal dude things... every guy hates v necks. Don't know why, I've asked, all I get is, "V-neck?! Wretched!" Okay, no guy has ever said, "wretched" as an answer. Their reply usually involved a lot of swear words and puking sounds.

Well, apparently, times are a changing and v necks are in. Not just any v necks but "aggressive" v necks. Plunging v necks. V necks that show off all the manly man boobs and chest hairs. According to the head menswear dude at the Fashion Institute of Technology:

"In short order, the statement is, 'I'm a little cooler, I'm a little more fashion-forward, I am a little more fashion-conscious, because I'm not wearing a regular scoop-neck T-shirt anymore. I am now wearing a V-neck. I've taken the next step,'"

According to the article, it takes like five years for these high falutin' fashion to trickle down from the "cool" cities (like NYC) to lame cities (like DC). So... I have five years before they become ubiquitous. Thank you for the heads up.

We got a few of these deep v necks in during spring. Man, talk about an epic fail. The only people who bought them were girls looking for a boyfriend fit.

Augh.
Augh.
Augh.

I'm telling you, it will destroy a man. Look at this American Apparel model:

The dirty Sanchez porn stache is a bit off putting but, overall, not a bad looking dude, right? Right?Here he is in a normal v neck. Not bad... nothing wrong with it...

Here he is in a deep v. I have to warn you: The image you are about to see is disturbing. I am not joking. Look at your own risk.

Oh good God why?! WHY!?!?!?!?!?

It's like looking at one of those anti-meth ads.